He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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