please come you make the beer taste better
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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