turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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