..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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