so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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