Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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