And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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