Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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