We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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