First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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