can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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