He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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