Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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