Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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