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you suck at this game today
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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