i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
They are going to name an STD after you.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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