Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
