Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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