we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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