I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
