yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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