My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You pole danced in your parka.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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