he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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