You work out of a Hotel?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
