I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Randomize
