Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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