Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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