It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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