I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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