Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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