is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
This is my gift to your gina
40s are totally the cure
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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