I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize