Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
we're making bets on your personal life
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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