addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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