Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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