Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
only you would photoshop your dick
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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