I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Im part way to drunk.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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