Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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