DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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