Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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