awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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