too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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