I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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