Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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