? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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