Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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