Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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