Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My cat gives me a boner
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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