Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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