I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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