On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
